Let me explain what "Sour G-Rapes" is about and why I have chosen that weird sort of title. Let me then explain who put me up to this and why I have blindly followed his commands. And finally, let me expand on the concept of inane thought meanderings... Naah, why bother? I'd much rather sit here and watch you folks get crazy about my stuff! So stop gaping at this wonderfully designed web page and start cooperating, for pete's sake (or for mine, for that matter). For starters, then, you could begin by clicking on the chapter-links on your right... or click here to start from the table of contents.
And, if you're really keen on learning all the backstage curios and gossips, you are most welcome to visit my notebook scribblings. Of course, you can send me all the comments, compliments, hurrays and/or criticism (no profanities, thx) you deem necessary. Anyways, whatever you do, enjoy your reading!

Toodles,
Madd